You can pay Gregg Wallace to record a romantic or cheeky Valentine’s message for the one you love …or really don’t love. 21 funniest burns
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£36.50 for a personalized video from Gregg Wallace. Some value that is https://t.co/mBjyGKzCj7
— Jamie (@JamieMogz15) February 1, 2026
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I’m not sure whether he’s serious, deluded or taking the piss…or all three!
— JCVP 33 (@adiosmuchachos4) February 1, 2026
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My ovaries just dried up
— Pickle-Lily (@manda_m0) February 1, 2026
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“Did you send me a personalised video message from Gregg f**king Wallace?” pic.twitter.com/fj8X7vpCed
— Mark Hammond (@MarkHam80780803) February 1, 2026
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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely watched your Gregg Wallace Valentine’s Cameo message. https://t.co/3UKQGUAaXo
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) February 1, 2026
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Keen not to be outdone by Gregg Wallace, Nigel Farage is now also offering personalised Valentine's Day messages. https://t.co/xjY96haIq3 pic.twitter.com/qhDi6cE5i1
— Inevitable Gassy (@OldGassy1984) February 1, 2026
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Hi Gregg, I'd like a message sent to my missus for valentines. I couldn't find Jimmy Saville or Rolf Harris on cameo but you're next best.
— G (@bipolar_thfc) February 1, 2026
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"The lady in red is dancing with me, cheek to cheek.
There's nobody here, it's just you and me.
It's where I want to be.
But I hardly know this beauty by my side.
I'll never forget the personalised video from Gregg Wallace, you sent me on Valentine's day." pic.twitter.com/kXMb6CGTD6— Joe (@MrJoeGooch) February 1, 2026
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Someone should request a reading of this tweet thread. https://t.co/6FMUnzOga5 pic.twitter.com/iwlNl7YBw4
— (@dipsMUFC) February 1, 2026
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Yer lad gets you a Gregg Wallace valentines message https://t.co/mfw9uyl46J
— Kieran (@YIMBYKieran) February 1, 2026
A few people asked the same question.
Is this AI?
— Sam N Arch (@DomsM65) January 31, 2026
It’s the one time we’re sorry it isn’t. If you want to grab yourself or someone else a Gregggggg Wallace message – no judgement – you can do that on his Cameo page, here.
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