Joey Barton’s tweet about giving football fans a bit of ‘rest bite’ had people dusting off their favourite malapropisms. These 17 were second to nun
Ex-footballer turned far-right commentator, Joey Barton, is no stranger to making an utter fool of himself, whether it’s comparing female pundits to serial killers, getting into seriously expensive spats with Jeremy Vine or just spouting general half-baked rage bait on Twitter, he’s always seemed to have a weirdly self-destructive streak.
And now he’s gone and scored a hilarious grammar-related own goal on the site after he attempted to placate a Bristol Rovers fan (a team he previously managed) who was lamenting the club’s hardships.
Here’s the Tweet.

Brilliant! Anyone can make a mistake, but we can’t blame people for jumping on the chance to knock him off his perch.
1.
The word is respite you fucking plum 🙈
— Alex Davies© (@fergydoo) January 29, 2026
2.
Rest bite. Outstanding dumbfuckery.
— Tim (@tim_timothy_tim) January 30, 2026
3.
You’re welcome Joey. pic.twitter.com/9YnZIkwPoh
— Drew (@KaiserBCFC_) January 30, 2026
Things got even better when the malapropisms started to pour in…
4.
Can you be a bit more pacific with what you mean?
— Matthew (@mattmet79) January 30, 2026
5.
You’re such a pre-Madonna.
— PeterBeagrie’sTash (@BeagriesTash) January 30, 2026
6.
So unfair, people are really treating you like an escape goat
— MikeS (@NujeSop) January 30, 2026
7.
Joey, you’re testing my patients 😂
— Mark Stephenson (@Bladeymark) January 30, 2026
8.
This tweet turned out to be a damp squid 🦑
— Benedict Handpump (@BHandpump) January 30, 2026
9.
There’ll be reaper cushions for this post!
— BridoMr (@BridoMr) January 30, 2026
