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Donald Trump said he’s sending Greenland a hospital ship and the Greenland PM’s A++ comeback owned an entire superpower

John Plunkett. Updated February 23rd, 2026

Never let it be said that Donald Trump doesn’t tackle the world’s most pressing political and economic issues head-on.

For instance, America’s worst president has just announced he’s sending a hospital ship to Greenland, despite no-one – and especially not Greenland – actually asking for it.

It later turned out it was simply a mission to help Trump save face after it was revealed that this had happened (well, we say ‘mission’ – there is no evidence that any American hospital ship is going anywhere near Greenland).

We rounded up all of our favourite comebacks over here, including this one.

And indeed this one.

And indeed this one!

But surely no-one said it better than the premier of Greenland himself, Jens-Frederik Nielsen.

‘It will be a no thank you from here.

‘President Trump’s idea of sending an American hospital ship to Greenland has been noted. However, we have a public healthcare system where treatment is free for citizens. That is a deliberate choice — and a fundamental part of our society. That is not the case in the United States, where seeing a doctor comes at a cost.
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‘We are always open to dialogue and cooperation — including with the United States. But please speak with us instead of making more or less random statements on social media. 👍

‘Dialogue and cooperation require respect for the fact that decisions about our country are made here at home. 🇬🇱’

Boom!

To conclude …

And also.

And finally!

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