Eyes down for Trump BS Bingo, as he claims he ended the war between Kosovo and ‘Servia’ – 17 generous helpings of chinny reckon
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"And I also ended the War of the Worlds, the Forever War, the War Against the Cthorr, and the War of the One Ring. Sauron he was a bad hombre. Very bad. But I cut the Ring from his finger. My Precious, Ring. We loves it so."
— Jason '🙉😡🗣😞😐' Cornett (@querlvox.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 5:44 AM
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That's because he finally learned how to say Azerbaijan but he can only hold one thought in his brain at a time
— Toby Vogel 🇪🇺 (@tobyvogel.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 5:24 AM
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Cool to watch the most powerful man in the world's brain leak out of his ears on live TV
— McClain For America (@mcclain142.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 4:59 AM
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maybe he meant Sokovia?
— Dave Jorgenson (@davejorgenson.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 4:56 AM
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C'mon, Donnie, you should know better. It's pretty close to your wife's home country of Slobenia!
— GeoManKS, PhD (@geomanks.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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The Servian Ambassador was not available for comment
— Geoff with a G (@gmgerling.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 3:33 AM
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Mootopia and Balambia, Granola and KitKatastan, Legoland and Graceland, Disneyland and Oz, Bogeyland and Toyland, and many, many, more.
— BeauJest (@beaujest.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 3:37 AM
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Not at all senile, very stable genius, foreign policy edition.
— Jen d’Arc (@jenonymous.bsky.social) February 25, 2026 at 3:31 AM
Perhaps Elon Musk made him a time machine.
Kosovo? The fuck we do, invent time travel?
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