25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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2026 is apparently the 'Year of the Horse'
The Horse:
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg.bsky.social) March 3, 2026 at 11:51 AM
14.
So many things can be turned into musical instruments, my kids threatened.
— Twin Dad (@twinsurvivalist.bsky.social) February 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
15.
Sorry I wrote YOLO! on your death certificate.
— Kellalena (@kellalena.bsky.social) February 28, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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While everyone was busy talking about world war three, it occurred to me; should I be focussing on world war me?
— Spag 🙃 (@yesmissmurphy.bsky.social) March 2, 2026 at 8:44 AM
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I just got a new phone. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.
— Matty (@bestestname.bsky.social) February 27, 2026 at 7:15 PM
18.
Must be an absolutely massive layout. Only got thirty quid for ours.
— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) February 27, 2026 at 9:11 AM
19.
Yeah, this tracks
— John Bull (@garius.bsky.social) March 2, 2026 at 12:24 PM
20.
Help repatriated Dubai influencers settle in by charging them £60 for 2 vodka Red Bulls down the nearest Arndale centre
— Hugh Keogh (@hughkeogh.bsky.social) March 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
21.
House of the Dragon is a series in which everyone believes they have the authority to rule due to a series of shaky coincidences but when it comes to making actual decisions every does the stupidest thing possible.
House of the Dragon remains the most relatable show on television.
— Ben Kuchera (@benkuchera.bsky.social) March 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
22.
Steinbeck: What did you think of my draft of ?
Publisher: It needs more characters.
Steinbeck: I'll see what I can do.
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) March 3, 2026 at 1:35 PM
23.
i can't believe it's 2026 and we still haven't trained our pets to fold our laundry.
— Zachary Ryan (@zachariusd.bsky.social) March 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
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Clive Myrie from Mastermind being the man on the ground in Israel is kind of like Bob Monkhouse from Bob's Full House being the first on the scene for 9/11.
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn.co.uk) March 1, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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hey thanks for quote posting my joke, yes i do see how listing out every universally-known fact on the topic has improved upon it
— Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) March 1, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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