Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I try to find the good in every situation.
Sorry, that was a typo. I meant food. I try to find the food in every situation.
— Brown Eyed Girl (@Browneyes5152) March 1, 2026
14.
You shouldn’t be worried about a creepy clown hiding in your wardrobe at night. You should be worried that based on what we know about their cars, there could be up to 12 of them in there.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) March 4, 2026
15.
Listening to my white noise podcast at 1.5x speed so I can rest faster
— Seth Vargas (@ohsethy) March 2, 2026
16.
why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me
— KYTON (@kyton_allan) March 3, 2026
17.
I'm officially at the age where I get upset when they change the layout at the grocery store.
— Kristen (@Kica333) February 28, 2026
18.
Having cats is basically babysitting drunk friends:
Someone’s always hungry, someone’s puking, and someone’s yelling for no reason.— Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken (@woofknight) February 28, 2026
19.
Being a working writer with deadlines is great but it's also unbelievably stupid. Like sorry guys I can't go out tonight, I am thirty-three years old and I have homework that I begged to do.
— Janel Comeau 🍁 (@VeryBadLlama) March 3, 2026
20.
I prefer the term cashier tbf pic.twitter.com/mk9NXRjI9G
— Louise Donaldson (@Loulameg) March 1, 2026
21.
It's crazy to think that a month ago I was just a software developer. And now I'm an expert on the Middle East and probably the most important person on twitter
— Daniel (@growing_daniel) March 4, 2026
22.
I feel a bit bad that the players think it's their hard work and talent getting them results when it's actually my lucky socks that I've worn for our last four wins.
— Dan Critchlow (@afcDW) March 2, 2026
23.
My 5 year plan is not watch the news.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) March 4, 2026
24.
I just discovered that Albert Einstein was a real person!
My whole life I've believed he was a theoretical physicist 🤭
— Miss Ally (@MissAlly_01) March 4, 2026
25.
What my parents think will happen if i walk into a job and hand them my resume in person pic.twitter.com/H4fmk5Lspr
— LV ✮ (@levirelates) March 3, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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