25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 7:36 AM
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The Oscars have no credibility. They change their minds about who the best actor is every year.
— Sridhar Ramesh (@radishharmers.bsky.social) March 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
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I don't need booze to have a good time, I need booze to pretend I'm having a good time
— Grant Tanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Love how some letters are rare. The little thrill of spotting an X or a Z trying to camouflage themselves among the normal letters. What are you doing you spooky little cryptid, get back to the maths problems where you belong.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 8:38 AM
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Coming out of my nuclear bunker then having to explain the gap on my resume to the guy who came out of a slightly nicer nuclear bunker
— Fats Gordo (@fatsgord.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 6:15 AM
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Gordon Ramsay: feminist
19.
OK well that explains some of the posts on here I guess
— ~daniel_barker~ (@daniel-barker.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 9:20 AM
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Discovering that everyone has such strong views about the Oscars is one of those times I suddenly feel quite isolatingly out of touch, it's like coming into school one morning to discover that everyone else has gotten weirdly into pogs
— Jonn Elledge (@jonnelledge.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 9:49 AM
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If Isaac Newton posted online that every action has an equal and opposite reaction, someone would reply, "No it doesn't"
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 12:41 AM
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HISTORICAL FACT:
People used to use "y" as th – "ye olde pube" etc – because Y is close to T on the keyboard and they weren't as good at typing back then
— 'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io (@brainmage.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 10:56 AM
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Consumer alert: this new Mini Chips flavour is NOT very nice.
— John Self (@john-self.bsky.social) March 14, 2026 at 10:00 AM
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“Nice NATO ya got there. Shame if somethin’ happened to it”
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@rogerquimbly.bsky.social) March 16, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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ZOO FACT:
The Giant Panda is difficult to breed in captivity but less so than the Whooping Crane. Their cycles are predictable, but the whooping is such a mood killer.— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) March 13, 2026 at 2:24 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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