A report about cocaine-contaminated sharks in the Caribbean provided spectacular joke fodder for the internet – 23 high points
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Cocaine shark, doo-doo, doo-doo-doo-doo https://t.co/ILBwoIbzK0
— Carol Roth (@caroljsroth) March 26, 2026
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gonna need a Cocaine Bear vs. Cocaine Shark movie to determine the ultimate drug-fueled apex predator 🐻 🦈 https://t.co/9uFsYcXO8r
— Sarah Rumpf 🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦 (@rumpfshaker) March 26, 2026
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It’s “sharks with frickin' laser beams”!!! 😳 https://t.co/CggEomZ0HJ
— Ted Cruz (@tedcruz) March 26, 2026
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netflix is making a 5 part documentary about this as we speak https://t.co/sJC3k8JJph
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju) March 26, 2026
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The onion is genuinely going out of business https://t.co/mSzy2sR7sG
— grizzy (@Furbeti) March 26, 2026
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https://t.co/bRN5kGUFK0 pic.twitter.com/8AHxSSWEdg
— G (@stevensongs) March 26, 2026
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See, this is why I don't like to swim far out in the ocean https://t.co/hYoevBVNbE
— Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) March 26, 2026
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Coming Soon: https://t.co/bRN5kGUFK0 pic.twitter.com/utGisd76rw
— G (@stevensongs) March 26, 2026
21.
Great white indeed https://t.co/MwbVbdx7Se
— JJ in NH (@JustJoshinNH) March 26, 2026
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Adam Zivo: Cocaine-fuelled sharks need drug treatment, not tourist enablement https://t.co/2OWeKWO1pB
— Adam Zivo (@AdamZivo) March 26, 2026
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I would watch cocaine shark nado https://t.co/XyC4hYugl9
— Bambii (@baddbuffbambii) March 26, 2026
Those sharks had better watch their backs.
Time to increase patrols. These sharks are not above the law.
— U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service (@USFWS) March 26, 2026
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