Thieves stole 12 tons of KitKats, and the internet had a break to unleash jokemageddon – 19 favourite reactions
11.
They’re calling it the biggest kitnapping ever https://t.co/sTufKA1RRx
— PointlessHub (@HubPointless) March 29, 2026
12.
https://t.co/6iBX7GmWEz pic.twitter.com/N1WPO0vHWX
— Jarvis (@jarvis_best) March 28, 2026
13.
Meanwhile… https://t.co/6iI4LANIZx pic.twitter.com/ZEeyIgV1fv
— Joe Shmo (@JoeShmo2pt0) March 30, 2026
14.
This is a goddamn emergency why are people not mobilizing to help find the KitKats? https://t.co/cuxjLPs9yp
— Emily Brockway (@ebrockwayink) March 29, 2026
15.
12,000 kg of LIMITED-EDITION F1 KitKat got stolen from a truck between Italy & Poland 😭 https://t.co/EwGxg71IHY pic.twitter.com/xgf8xAe1RV
— shirish (@shiri_shh) March 29, 2026
16.
Wtf did they do to Overpass????? https://t.co/ZZopps2KpD pic.twitter.com/uMTu2LwQta
— Thorben (@ThorbenCSGO) March 29, 2026
17.
If you see me with what seems like an abnormal about of KitKats, mind your fuckin business https://t.co/oPG0Q7KxnK
— Jimmy King (@Jimmyking35) March 28, 2026
18.
Let me write the movie. https://t.co/1zvXhdmCI1
— ʟᴜᴋᴇ ʙᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴛ (@LukeBarnett) March 28, 2026
19.
So you've just stolen 12 tons of KitKats. You are going to
a. Sell it on the black market for a massive mark-up
b. Stash it in the bunker for end of days prep
c. Construct a Kit Kat Club out of actual KitKats
d. Not sure… Did not fully think this through https://t.co/09czSkdTu1— Stacey Vanek Smith (@svaneksmith) March 29, 2026
We’re not sure the police will take this view, but it’s worth a try.
Another one of those "you shouldn't be punished if the crime is funny" stories. https://t.co/FpEBiRw9Yx
— Clarence Thomas the Tank Engine (@TheRealJChubby) March 28, 2026
Anybody with a wafer-thin alibi had better watch out.
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