Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
A nudist colony for Satanists called The Devil Wears Nada.
If I had a blue checkmark, my posts would be better.
— Destry (@DestryBrod) April 11, 2026
14.
Pretty sketchy how when ink starts to get low, the printer all the sudden decides you need print a “test sheet.”
— Darla (@ddsmidt) April 13, 2026
15.
Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.
— DJB (@Skinwalker5110) April 14, 2026
16.
When you die there’s probably ads on the way toward the light
— L (@Ann_Hedonia1) April 12, 2026
17.
If the robots are so smart, they shouldn’t have to ask if I’m one of them.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) April 14, 2026
18.
me as a therapist: omg me too.
— Nadine Antoinette 🖤📚 (@Lilblack_heart) April 15, 2026
19.
Trainer: What are your goals?
Me: I need to lose ten pounds for vacation.
Trainer: Well that's a good g-
Me: We leave in a week.
Trainer:
Me:
Trainer: Okay that's not going to be p-
Me [jogging in place]: STOP TALKING WE HAVE NO TIME— The Real Rodney Lacroix (@RealRodLacroix) April 15, 2026
20.
It's inappropriate to make a 'dad joke' if you're not a dad. It's a faux pa.
— Cooper Lawrence (@CooperLawrence) April 14, 2026
21.
H₂O is the formula for water. The formula for ice is H₂O³
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) April 15, 2026
22.
At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.
— Thrilla the Gorilla (@ThrillaRilla369) April 16, 2026
23.
My neighbours have had to start legal proceedings against someone who has been spying on them, according to these letters I found in their wheelie bin.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) April 15, 2026
24.
Why couldn’t Elon buy LinkedIn instead, that app deserves to be ruined the way he’s ruining Twitter.
— Lauren 🍉 (@Laureasons_) April 13, 2026
25.
The real lesson in little red riding hood is to not body shame the elderly
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) April 15, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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