Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't like random strangers coming to their door.
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) April 23, 2026
14.
One of the biggest mistakes I see students making on multiple-choice exams is picking the wrong answer.
— Robert Anderson (@ProfRobAnderson) April 22, 2026
15.
a raccoon typed this for sure https://t.co/OS4OrdxqyT
— Zara (@zaracraves) April 22, 2026
16.
people are like yay it’s a beautiful spring day and the birds are singing it’s time to get out all of my loudest tools such as chainsaws and weedeaters and leaf blowers and power washers
— night blooming jasmine (@babywasteland) April 22, 2026
17.
Cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
Me: to play the guessing game?
Cop: do you think this is funny?
Me: that depends, am I winning?
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) April 23, 2026
18.
It's better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all is scant consolation to a child when you hoover up their gerbil.
— Jim Corbridge (@MrBonMot) April 19, 2026
19.
Knowing the right times to drop "ye ye" "aye spot on" "ahaha" and "wtf mad that" to the drunk fella talking shite in the pub is genuinely the most essential skill that a young man can have
— marc (@feelingsplain) April 19, 2026
20.
fucked up that we have like 59 avengers movies and not a single Muppets version of James Bond
— trash jones (@jzux) April 19, 2026
21.
Blimey. School aren’t messing about. pic.twitter.com/XJfjMcpKLq
— Simon Harris (@SimonHarrisMBD) April 19, 2026
22.
“But then it dropped them again saying They’re much too BLANK” https://t.co/18uTL3fLmL pic.twitter.com/YX3oTjiPgj
— Hello, This is Ivan (@hellothisisivan) April 19, 2026
23.
Happy April Fools’ Day (Orthodox)
— Emo Philips (@EmoPhilips) April 17, 2026
24.
I just read that modern toilet paper was invented in 1857. However, it wasn't until the 1930s that "Splinter-Free" paper was developed. Until then the manufacturing process often included wood splinters in the paper. So I've just discovered my personal cut-off for time travel.
— Miss Ally (@MissAlly_01) April 18, 2026
25.
drinking 2-4L of water daily helps you avoid other people's drama because you're too busy peeing
stay hydrated.
— Amogh (@guyfromhills) April 23, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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