People shared the funny and hilariously obscure nicknames they have for their neighbours and it’s an absolute delight

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My mother had a neighbour who was always cutting his hedge in the back garden. She called him Jack the Clipper.

— Sylvia Bowe (@sylviabowe) May 12, 2024

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Electric lettuce to the left, Not Dave to the right.

— Belgian Bun ⏮ ⏸ (@thebelgianbun) May 12, 2024

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We tend to know ours by their pets’ names. So we have Lola’s Mam, Blue’s Dad, Pumpkin’s Mum and so on. Also one woman has two kids with fancy names that we can never remember so we call them Tristan & Isolde.

— Riverfall Jewellery (@RiverfallJ) May 12, 2024

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Next door neighbour gets called Peesha because our dog once went up his driveway at night and came back down eating a slice of pizza. pic.twitter.com/NyuQvxQ1dg

— L (@MsLMG79) May 12, 2024

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We have Noisy Brian because he did a lot of noisy work in his garden before 8am on weekends. We also have “Chris Peter” who once ate crisps as he walked past our window. And Laps-a-Lot who runs endless laps of our very long road.

— Kirsty Jones (@KirstyJones78) May 12, 2024

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In the early 70s we had a neighbour who went on holiday to Spain he was forever known as Spanish Tony

— Matt White (@MattWhi35743805) May 12, 2024

19.

We call ours the Space Cadet. He has done various things to earn this name but most notably tried to vacuum up a swarm of bees.

— Heather (@henmack) May 12, 2024

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We have two Pauls as neighbours, to distinguish one from the other, one is called Corsa Paul, because he drove a Corsa. He’s changed his car to a Skoda, but is still referred to as Corsa Paul as it has a better ring to it

— Simon Randell (@sim_randell) May 12, 2024

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Me and mate used to call another mates dad ‘fiver’ (when we were 12) because we heard him trying to knock a fiver off my dad’s old microwave when he was selling it.
Makes no sense really. Totally normal thing to haggle too.

— Dave (@DaveOnTheSofa) May 12, 2024

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Monty Dom, moved in, ripped out anything green ,painted everything grey and paved 2/3 of everything else, looks like Dominic Littlewood – Monty Dom.

— Simon Stone ➐ (@_SimonStone) May 12, 2024

23.

This thread is amazing. We have Dave Angel a few doors down https://t.co/pf208yEOhf pic.twitter.com/FRUqZDjzNt

— Claire Stoneman (@stoneman_claire) May 12, 2024

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People have been sharing their funniest workplace nicknames and it’s a proper delight – 19 funniest

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