Tesla issuing a Cybertruck recall because ‘their wheels may fall off’ must be the perfect metaphor for everything right now – 21 bursts of schadenfreude
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Might this be why Elon is anti-regulations?
www.kbb.com/car-news/tes…
— KellzEvan💙🫶🏻 (@kellzevan.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 06:31
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Couldn’t have happened to a nicer piece of shit.
— Pumpkincurry (@pumpkincurry.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 06:49
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masterful gambit etc etc
— Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) (@thetattooedprof.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 05:21
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Safety first.
www.kbb.com/car-news/tes…
— The Winter Soldier™ (@wintersoldiershere.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 09:37
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Cybertrucks are not road-legal in the UK Among other reasons there is a law that bans the sale of passenger vehicles that "exhibit sharp external projections."
Read More: www.slashgear.com/1765919/cybe…
— Richard Baker (@bakerart.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 06:52
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The only time you'll ever see "studs" and "cybertruck" in the same sentence
— sail, body up to the clouds (Ryan) 🗺️🕹️🏳️🌈 (@ullerrm.shitpost.nexus) 8 May 2026 at 05:53
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I can’t handle such obvious metaphors. Way too on the nose. Pass
— Mitch Solomon (@mitchsolomon.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 05:30
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Doubly funny that cybertruck sales were so pitiful that this only affects 173 vehicles.
— Mike Thompson (@passwordismiket.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 05:48
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Tesla said the Cybertruck is built for off-road adventures… apparently even the wheels wanted to leave the road.
— Pacheco-Torgal (@pacheco-torgal.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 10:53
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I was going to make a joke about them selling so few that they’d only need to recall a few dozen cars.
Then I read the first line of the story and sure enough….
— Richard Dalton (@zx23.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 11:09
Lest we forget – it’s not the only problem with the Cybertruck’s design.
Do the wheels come off before or after it sets itself on fire?
— time2speaktruth (@time2speaktruth.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 07:45
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