25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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A reminder that things in Britain could be worse:
— Rick Burin (@rickburin.bsky.social) 12 May 2026 at 10:45
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We all agreed that birds could fly in the sky, but I don't think we knew they were going to be shitting up there.
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@misterabk.bsky.social) 11 May 2026 at 15:08
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skinny does NOT feel better than an ice cream sandwich tastes
— Marsh (@marshme11o.bsky.social) 12 May 2026 at 20:24
16.
The cycle of a gamer continues.
— Sebastian Bae (@sebastianbae.bsky.social) 11 May 2026 at 21:38
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“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch”
— The Tennessee Holler (@thetnholler.bsky.social) 10 May 2026 at 18:19
18.
why rooster and not alarm cock
— mr potato (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) 8 May 2026 at 21:02
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One good thing you can say about the UK is that we're spoilt for metaphors
— Will Coldwell (@willcoldwell.bsky.social) 12 May 2026 at 09:12
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Disappointing speech from Keir Starmer. Nothing about robot butlers or free jetpacks, and no clear policy position on owls.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) 11 May 2026 at 17:12
21.
my family likes to say that i never finish what i start but frankly, i think that's bullsh
— DaddyJew (@daddyjew.bsky.social) 10 May 2026 at 05:04
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M. Night Shyamalan makes movies for adults who were surprised by who the villain was in every episode of Scooby-Doo
— Frenchy's Prospecting (@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social) 11 May 2026 at 23:27
23.
too many stupid people have money; that's why I'm launching protein cigarettes
— maura quint (@mauraquint.bsky.social) 11 May 2026 at 18:25
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Hope lies in dreams, in imagination, and in the courage to click on “here’s everything we know about your favorite show’s next season” links knowing full well it just says “we actually don’t know anything”
— Maddie (@madrigal.bsky.social) 11 May 2026 at 17:41
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I like that the best preserved ancient people are either mummies laboured over by priests for weeks or just some poor fucker thrown in a bog
— josh (oldfriend99) (@oldfriend99.bsky.social) 9 May 2026 at 00:15