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Whoever wrote this viral headline about actor Jacob Elordi leaving the Cannes Film Festival deserves a Pulitzer and entry to the pun hall of fame alongside these classics
We love nothing more than a killer headline in these parts, and the wilder and the more creative the better.
For instance, this one about the world’s most powerful men being such losers is a real highlight of the last few years.
And how could we ever forget the sell-line on this Guardian article about Emma Bunton?
So, kudos to the Vulture website for this instance classic of the genre that it published earlier this week.
There are days when I miss being an editor and I particularly loved writing headlines. Whoever did this, I hope they took the rest of the day off. pic.twitter.com/gFYm58C8ZP
— David Benedict 🏳️🌈🕎 (@eggsbened) May 22, 2026
The story is about the actor Jacob Elordi (he of Euphoria, Saltburn and Wuthering Heights fame), and how he’s had to withdraw from being on the jury at the Cannes Film Festival due to injuring his foot.
Hence: “Jacob Elordi Cans Cannes Plans, Not in Jury Due to Injury”.
When journalist David Benedict shared a screengrab of the headline, it went viral across social media. And that’s when we got some behind the scenes insight into how the team crafted it.
Vulture writer Rebecca Alter came forward as the subeditor who wrote it.
same day i filed the first draft of my cover story and this was as big a deal pic.twitter.com/8W2SFH76Ao
— Rebecca Alter (@ralter) May 22, 2026
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speaking as the editor of this post, if you're an editor writing great headlines and not an editor shooting the shit with writers about puns for a half hour until someone farts out something genius, you're not doing it right https://t.co/m7bwcrG2rm
— Megh Wright (@megh_wright) May 22, 2026
For fans of the show Bojack Horseman, it sounded like one of agent Princess Caroline’s classics.
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shoutout to amy sedaris’s masterpiece https://t.co/rzUuWLcHZW pic.twitter.com/M11fiQyxbb
— maxwell (@swellmacks) May 22, 2026
It has prompted people to share other classics of the headline genre. For example…
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Up there with this classic: pic.twitter.com/h1Qdc54pFo
— ChrystalAshby (@ChrystalAshby) May 22, 2026
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I saw a headline related to a Paris heatwave:
‘French Fry, Go In Seine’— judy y (@Averyflash) May 22, 2026
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Indeed. From mine own organ. pic.twitter.com/qn8CXWsspq
— David Benedict 🏳️🌈🕎 (@eggsbened) May 22, 2026
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— Italian Sandwich Enjoyer (@Daveisnothome) May 22, 2026
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That DeVilliers headline lives in my mind rent free. pic.twitter.com/gOJQ7UcmPa
— Wizquota (@KVerne2) May 22, 2026
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It's good but… pic.twitter.com/yINPQ5Q5K8
— Will (@LostEst1981) May 22, 2026
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I'm particularly fond of this classic from the Donegal Democrat! pic.twitter.com/iZVdAPComT
— James Martin (@jspmartin) May 22, 2026
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Another unforgettable classic. pic.twitter.com/yf08tUlaFl
— ً (@stulvu) May 22, 2026
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— Squibbles (@SquibbleDeeBop) May 22, 2026
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Great headline but it doesn’t top the “GOAT”. pic.twitter.com/1yaNwUEYQU
— Richard Pierry (@rpierry) May 22, 2026
Source: Twitter/X/eggsbened