26 hottest of hot takes on the WTF weather
14.
“You should try living in a hot county. It’s like this all the time” What part of me throwing myself into a canal, with a Calippo in each hand, screaming "KILL THE SUN WITH LASERS!” makes you think I want to live in a hot country, pal? x
— BUCKERS (@deathofbuckley.bsky.social) 27 May 2026 at 11:55
15.
the hottest Mayday since records began? are you sure about that?
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) 25 May 2026 at 18:03
16.
Trying to get a tan in the hot weather.
— Amanda (@pandamoanimum.bsky.social) 1 July 2025 at 11:47
17.
For a second summer in a row I am begging my gym to invest in some of that American-style AC that turns any building into a fridge
— Kallidora Rho (@kallidorarho.bsky.social) 25 May 2026 at 02:58
18.
Sweet skateboarding Moses it is proper Caroline Aherne Chanel 9 weather out there.
— Jason (@nickmotown.bsky.social) 26 May 2026 at 11:59
19.
Congrats to those (me) who put their sunscreen in the fridge last summer and kept it in there all year 👍
— Sophie Hall (@sophlouisehall.bsky.social) 26 May 2026 at 18:22
20.
People being interviewed on news programmes about the highest ever temperatures.
— Mr Roger Quimbly (@rogerquimbly.bsky.social) 26 May 2026 at 18:08
21.
Asking for a friend, is ice cream for breakfast now considered acceptable?
Further questions include:
• Can whipped cream count as hydration?
• Is a Flake & cornet technically a breakfast biscuit?
• And at what temperature do the breakfast rules become merely “guidelines”?— George The Station Cat (@george-station-cat.bsky.social) 26 May 2026 at 07:33
22.
barred from Sainsbury’s for trying to bury myself in a freezer under bags of frozen peas
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) 25 May 2026 at 11:01
23.
1. Think how to help keep my dogs cool on such a hot day.
2. Close blinds.
3. Turn on fan.
4. Put down cooling pads.
5. Realise dogs aren’t even in the room.
6. Look for dogs.
7. Find dogs lying in the hottest part of the garden, panting like idiots.
— Amanda (@pandamoanimum.bsky.social) 23 May 2026 at 11:59
24.
Is it just the heatwave or is everyone else so annoying today
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman.bsky.social) 26 May 2026 at 16:44
25.
Never forget that YOU are a data center. Drink some water ffs.
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) 25 May 2026 at 15:06
26.
This is unbearable.
(Multi-purpose post, but in this case about the temperature).
— Robert Saunders (@robertsaunders.bsky.social) 26 May 2026 at 16:11