Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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I didn't believe my wife when she said she'd joined a Moroccan tribute band for The Monkees. And then I saw her Fez.
— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) May 26, 2026
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A message popped up on my printer saying that I need to replace the cyan cartridge. Completely out of the blue!
— Alice Mills (@millsalice144) May 25, 2026
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I’ve found that if you tucked one pant leg into your sock, people expect less from you.
— Sabrina (@DroverSabr54018) May 28, 2026
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What’s a movie everyone recommends to you but you’ve never seen?
Mine’s the safety video for this forklift I’m operating.— Bummer T. Vibes, Esq (@VibesBummer) May 25, 2026
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I have a pork shoulder roasting and wine ready for our Criterion watch night and wife just texted to say she’ll be home late. pic.twitter.com/ttnoi03C0L
— Michael’s #2 Italian Restaurant (@myitalianhell) May 26, 2026
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truly with all the love in my heart he is giving grandpa who ate paint https://t.co/6ODuqBsPwb
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) May 28, 2026
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I get the impression that I’m the only guy in this laundromat that even owns a cummerbund.
— Marcmywords (@Marcmywords2) May 27, 2026
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Of course I know Wario is evil but I always pick him because I’m able to separate the kart from the kartist
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) May 26, 2026
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Friends say I worry too much. My God, what if they're right??
— Kip Conlon (@kipconlon) May 26, 2026
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"Cap'n! The ship! She cannae take much more!" You don't know that. The ship's never been blown apart before, we have no idea what she can take. Besides, she's called the "Indomitable" not the "Domitable if you shoot us with a few cannons." We do appear to be sinking, though, yes.
— Mitya (@Discollaborator) May 26, 2026
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"the only thing we have to fear is fear itself" wrong. balthazar the soul gorger
— turbomander (@turbomander) May 27, 2026
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the quick brown fox did some other shit too but nobody ever wants to talk about that
— April Clark (@autogynefiles) May 27, 2026
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Well done Starmer. If this doesn’t make would be shoplifters think again I don’t know what will. pic.twitter.com/oGKwLNnJBc
— Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴 (@floboflo) May 27, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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