Someone asked for some colourful British innuendoes and sayings they can use, and these 24 really fit the bill (NSFW)
13.
Put that in your pipe and smoke it!
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14.
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, know what I mean?
DesolateHeaven
15.
“It’s all gone Pete Tong.”
AmazingPangolin9315
16.
Mouth’s as dry as the bottom of a budgie’s cage
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17.
You’re neither use nor ornament.
SeaPomegranate8229
18.
“Not as green as I am cabbage looking” – used when someone is surprised that you have done something very well and it was not expected.
1979cpc
19.
‘My stomach thinks my throat’s been cut’, for when you’re hungry.
MammaMiaBuendia
20.
Of someone who’s an old skinflint “he’s got short arms and long pockets”.
Feisty-type3650
21.
“Shit or get off the pot”hurry up and make a decision.
ReynoldsHouseOfShred
22.
What’s that got to do with the price of fish?
WhoTookNogber
23.
About as much use as a chocolate fireguard.
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24.
He’s built like a brick shit-house.
BlueFungus458
p3zzl3 had a very sound suggestion.
Just watch a few Carry On movies and you’ll have 1000’s.