Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
One good thing about cats, they won’t show you videos of their kittens.
— Marcmywords (@Marcmywords2) June 18, 2026
14.
I went to Buckingham Palace this morning to cut Queen Camilla's hair.
When I got to the gate I said to the guard, "Hi, I'm here to cut the Queens hair."
The Guard said, "Got a permit?"
I said, "No, just a bit off the back."— Miss Ally (@MissAlly_01) June 16, 2026
15.
if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do
— gem (@giannascoli) June 16, 2026
16.
I saw my neighbor having a full conversation with her cat this morning.
She genuinely thought the cat was listening to every word.
I came home and told my dog. We both laughed.
— ɢʀɛɛռ ɢօɖ (@iGreenGod) June 16, 2026
17.
I accidentally joined a queue of mannequins in John Lewis. Was here for 2 hours. pic.twitter.com/uLhbh19nCM
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) June 13, 2026
18.
I almost caught myself caring about how new shrek looked. then I remembered I’m 30 and have many debts.
— Skyler Higley (@skyler_higley) June 16, 2026
19.
Hey Gen Xrs, remember “stop, drop and roll”? I really expected to be on fire way more than the zero times I’ve been so far
— Shannon (@gardengirl125) June 16, 2026
20.
I, too, have decided not to build nukes in exchange for $300 billion
— David Keyes (@DavidMKeyes) June 15, 2026
21.
Transformers: Rise of the Minion pic.twitter.com/PIo22r2MxM
— Andrew Guttenberg (@guttenbirder22) June 13, 2026
22.
— Classical Studies Memes (@CSMFHT) June 15, 2026
23.
A lot of people are confused by the concept of “cat years" so here's a little guide:
0-1 years – just a little baby
1-3 years – just a little baby
4-9 years – just a little baby
10+ years – just a little baby pic.twitter.com/9aZUTNghuw
— For the love of Missy. (@MissyBBBobtail) June 15, 2026
24.
House Hunters: she’s a stay at home mom and he folds pieces of paper in half for charity, their budget is 4.8 million dollars.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) June 15, 2026
25.
Neil Buchanan replies to people asking him to bring back Art Attack. pic.twitter.com/cggbqiJwwG
— Matt Oakley (@MattOakleyMojo) June 17, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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