25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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CINEMA NEWS:
Initially attached to a new Sherlock Holmes mystery, Quentin Tarantino dropped out as director after learning the phrase “The game is afoot!” did not mean what he thought it did
— Callie Dot Dot Dot (@calliedot.bsky.social) 22 June 2026 at 22:01
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“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should…”
— Jason (@nickmotown.bsky.social) 21 June 2026 at 21:35
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I unsubscribed to my French bread subscription service by texting “make the pain stop”
— Stu Fleming (@thebasement.nz) 22 June 2026 at 08:41
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tired of the "#1 dad" nonsense. if you're a dad, stop treating it like a joke and post your actual national dad ranking. i'm # 492,018, which is actually really high up there, but more importantly it lets me enter ranked dad lobbies where i can get matched up for fistfights with dads of my caliber
— Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) 21 June 2026 at 19:42
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just got diagnosed with needing general tso’s chicken, fried rice, and a spring roll with a diet coke
— erika (@yeeeerika.bsky.social) 21 June 2026 at 19:58
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I got fired from Madame Tussauds for giving suntans to Jim Morrison and his bandmates. They told me to get out and never darken their doors again.
— Olaf Falafel (@ofalafel.bsky.social) 23 June 2026 at 11:44
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let’s all name the worst pizza topping, i’ll go first: bowling ball
— rollie (@daemonologi.bsky.social) 17 June 2026 at 19:46
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Wow that spider has freakishly long and slender legs. Lets call it daddy
— journeyman folklorist (@aniceburrito.bsky.social) 19 June 2026 at 19:39
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lmao poor yorick. they got his ass
— June Martin (@theworldsgreatestwriter.com) 19 June 2026 at 03:40
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I hope Dog the Bounty Hunter found those paper towels.
— emceekayvee 🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️❤️ (@emceekayvee.bsky.social) 21 June 2026 at 02:08
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dracula's favorite summer fruit is necktarines
— alexis simpson (@amutepiggy.bsky.social) 19 June 2026 at 23:45
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And now mom says ice cream isn’t dinner. What’s going on? What does this mean? Dinner is food and last time I checked, ice cream is food. So what’s this really all about? The answer is simple: power
— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew.bsky.social) 23 June 2026 at 15:01
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When I switched email providers, a few people asked, “what if someone needs to get in touch with you and they only have your old email?” My brother in Christ if an email account I created 20 years ago is your only method of reaching me I promise you it is because I never want to hear from you again
— Braden Serkas (@portmanteauface.bsky.social) 22 June 2026 at 19:35
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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