Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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I'm sick of being kept awake by the heat. I can't wait to go back to being kept awake by stupid things I said in 2014.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) June 25, 2026
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— (in)correct star trek (@correctrek) May 10, 2026
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You ever get so bored at work you actually start doing your job
— John Halo (@EpicMasterChief) June 22, 2026
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Unless there's an ice cream truck or I spot a family member out in public, I don't see the point of running
— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) June 22, 2026
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If we are drinking and I say hey watch me do a cartwheel, please stop me , I can’t and I don’t like hospitals
— Midnight Cowboy 🇺🇸 (@cowboyjeffkent) June 22, 2026
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british person 1: i'm so hot i might die
british person 2: cup of tea?
british person 1: yes please— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) June 24, 2026
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Pronouncing Grimace like Versace so the people at this McDonald’s think I’m sophisticated
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity (@BuckyIsotope) June 22, 2026
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Trump signing off his tweet-rants by shouting his full name is such a boomer thing to do. It's literally what my nan does on Facebook when she's having a tantrum at the local council about her bins.
— Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) June 22, 2026
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“Restrict your cat’s movement after surgery.”
Sure, sounds good. But have you ever met a cat? Cats are liquid with knives on their toes.
— Wholesome Side of (@itsme_urstruly) June 21, 2026
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“Comparison is the thief of joy” that’s a pretty good saying. But I’ve heard better
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) June 20, 2026
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40 years ago today… Mother Theresa fights with Benedict Cumberbatch as Pablo Escobar and his tennis partner watch on pic.twitter.com/D83ORLbmRx
— Andy Bodfish (@AndyBodfish) June 22, 2026
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— no context memes (@nocontextmemes) June 22, 2026
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The Maths so called experts claim there’s an infinite amount of numbers.
If that’s true then why do they have to use letters like x and y?
I’ll wait.— Florence Lox (@floboflo) June 24, 2026
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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