25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
13.
When you didn't die at the Viking Battle Festival
— Cora Peeta M 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇦🇶🇺🇳 (@coramcgladdery.bsky.social) 19 July 2026 at 15:16
14.
I see someone’s live-tweeting Mina Harker’s diary
— Odd This Day (@oddthisday.bsky.social) 19 July 2026 at 08:49
15.
People who keep pointing out that golf courses use as much water as data centres as some sort of defence of data centres drastically underestimate the amount we also hate golf.
— The Ronettes Pickering (@stoatie.bsky.social) 18 July 2026 at 10:57
16.
When you wash a spoon in the sink.
— Ramin Nasibov (@nasibov.me) 19 July 2026 at 08:10
17.
Escorting the nine-year-old to a friend’s birthday pool party, I told him I wasn’t going to swim in part because I’m dressed for work.
He told me I could just jump in like Mamdani did. This is what socialism does to our children.
— Philip Bump (@pbump.com) 17 July 2026 at 22:41
18.
IDEA: ‘I was good at the dentist’ stickers, but you get one at the end of a day at work.
— Girl on the Net (@girlonthenet.bsky.social) 21 July 2026 at 15:40
19.
He might be the doyen of the world's disturbed young men but his trousers suggest Andrew Tate hasn't mastered the hot cycle on his mam's washing machine.
— Peter Smith (@redpeter99.bsky.social) 19 July 2026 at 08:39
20.
calling my weight loss journey the bodyssey
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) 18 July 2026 at 21:44
21.
I found a magic lamp, but when I rubbed it I discovered that the genie inside had been replaced by Al and could only grant wishes that had already been made by other people.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) 18 July 2026 at 18:07
22.
My friend just quit her high paying corporate job to retrain as a marine biologist.
Apparently she craves a life with porpoise.
— Dmitry Grozoubinski (@explaintrade.com) 18 July 2026 at 23:13
23.
the worst part about making deviled eggs is waiting for the cauldron to bubble
— Greg the Miller (@gregthemiller.bsky.social) 18 July 2026 at 21:10
24.
Equality they say meanwhile my doctor refuses to share his medical history with me.
25.
Hey Mr. Tambourine Man, play a song for me.
*Tambourine Man shakes tambourine for several minutes*
Well that sucked.
— John Lyon (@johnlyon.bsky.social) 18 July 2026 at 17:13
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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
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