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Count Binface released his Clacton manifesto, and it could well have Nigel Farage in a cold sweat for the Wayne Rooney policy alone
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If I wasn’t sold already, point 18 seals the deal. https://t.co/5KgkKE4ezq
— 💙 Sophie Socket ♠️ (@Socket1Sophie) July 27, 2026
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The manifesto is out!
See it @CountBinface pic.twitter.com/1qgwLOaHpx— Higgins Cartoons (@higginscartoons) July 27, 2026
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More developed policies than the slop right. https://t.co/W6Q3LHWKS1
— Pete North (@FUDdaily) July 27, 2026
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Just imagine how embarrassing it would be for Farage if Count Binface got a big vote.
If you hate Reform in Clacton, vote for the count! https://t.co/oObbKYdrMR
— Roshan M Salih (@RmSalih) July 27, 2026
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5 and 6 are pretty reasonable legitimate policies tbh https://t.co/JSmQfwLhH0
— Red "Yangy" Young (@YoungRenegadeRY) July 27, 2026
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Got my vote with that alone. https://t.co/Vq8Br0XnB2 pic.twitter.com/XkkVfccSKe
— Abbie 🩶 (@abbieechels) July 27, 2026
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FINALLY.
Someone who is willing to do something about drivers with loud exhausts.
YES. https://t.co/nOFpG4i1wU— tern (@1goodtern) July 27, 2026
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But what is his stance on the galactic tyranny of Lord Xenu? The people deserve to know!
— Apostate Alex (@ApostateAlex) July 27, 2026
This is how we know we’re through the looking-glass.
This is a far more sensible and achievable manifesto than any offered by any other party or candidate. https://t.co/xYzA0XoqdE
— Julia Hartley-Brewer (@JuliaHB1) July 27, 2026
Here’s that list of candidates.
Joseph 77 (Independent)
Adham Alkhatip (The Forward Party)
Count Binface (Count Binface Party)
Nick The Incredible Flying Brick (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
Tony Cane (Independent)
Woke Trump Carrzee (Independent)
William Stuart James Clouston (Social Democratic Party)
Rees Cowne (Independent)
Glenn Charles Cummings (Independent)
Martin Davies (Freedom Alliance – Real People, Real Alternative!)
Andy Erlam (Independent)
Nigel Farage (Reform UK)
Attieh Fard (Independent)
Laurence Fox (The Reclaim Party)
Tony Francis (Independent)
Robin Green (Independent)
Abi Hookway (Independent)
Howling Laud Hope (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
Stephen Richard Ingram (Independent)
Amy Morris (Independent)
Derrick Norbert Morris (Independent)
Michael Noel O’Keeffe (Independent)
Martyn O’Brien (Independent)
Nick Pelas (Independent)
Ketankumar Pipaliya (UK VOICE safer and stronger UK)
Daniel Pocock (Independent)
James Ransley (Consensus Party Candidate)
Gerry Smith (Independent)
Kai Stephens (British Democrats)
John Stevens (Rejoin EU)
Baron Von Thunderclap (The Official Monster Raving Loony Party)
Pamela Walford (Independent)
Marcus White (Everyone is God Party)
Marc Wilkinson (Independent)
You can click on their links and find out more about them here.
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