25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
13.
Asked how he did it, the lad said: “A B C, easy as 1 2 3”
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article…
#NiceThings
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 12:52
14.
I *might* have more toast later…
— Rich N (@fantana275.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 12:57
15.
One reason I couldn't be a movie reviewer is when I see a movie I hate all I can think of for a review is something like "Instead of also renaming this remake 'Poltergeist' they should have named it 'Poltershit.'" there are a lot of other reasons too though
— Dan O’Sullivan (@osullyville.bsky.social) 26 July 2026 at 23:58
16.
Today I had some fried mushrooms for breakfast.
Breakfast of Champignons!
17.
If I were a person in the past writing a document that may be looked at by historians one day I would simply have legible handwriting
— Alice Lilly (@aliceolilly.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 13:15
18.
Overnight Oats are an easy way to start your day with something cold and clammy, a textural nightmare, a sensory prop labeled "iced brains" in a haunted house
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 13:29
19.
— Everyone’s Favourite Jim (@jimmeruk.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 13:29
20.
Does anyone know if Christopher Nolan has a film out? I would like to see something grey filmed at incredibly high resolution.
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@misterabk.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 14:47
21.
Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City"
— Dan Hopper (@danhopp.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 15:38
22.
My kids have measles, I can’t afford gas, I can’t breathe the air, and I have explosive diarrhea. But at least now I can use Grok to see my coworkers naked
— NY Times Pitchbot (@nytpitchbot.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 16:29
23.
Soup of the day: Fried chicken
— Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Poster™ (@fredo.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 01:37
24.
Chad Kroeger is just low toner Adam Driver
— Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 14:36
25.
Galaxy should come out with a range of Pre-Minstrels for when your period is due and you want chocolate
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman.bsky.social) 27 July 2026 at 13:06
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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
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