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People have been sharing the secret life hacks that they’d rather not tell anyone else – 17 useful tips best kept to yourself

10.

‘I narrate my day to my cat. like a documentary. She judges me. I don’t care.’
-Apprehensive-Lie9665

11.

‘I wear the same clothes I had on yesterday in the morning and change only after showering.’
-IrrelevantPuppy

12.

‘When washing the dishes, if I can’t reach the bottom of a narrow glass I’ll stick the sponge on the end of a fork and then use that instead.’
-Sylester6

13.

‘I keep a running note on my phone titled ‘Things I Pretended to Know Today’ meetings, small talk, even conversations with my own family.

‘Before I walk into anything, I scan it for 30 seconds so I don’t accidentally blow my cover. It’s saved me more times than I’d like to admit.’
-Individual-Sample237

14.

‘I use a strand of hair as floss when I have something stuck in my teeth and I don’t have floss.’
-thiscouldgowell

15.

‘I have started wearing oversized shirts in order to hide my food gut. Somehow despite the bagginess of the shirts, I have been complimented a lot for “looking fit.”‘
-Cheetodude625

16.

‘I blow my nose on dirty laundry sometimes, and keep a hand towel to do the same thing. If we’re not convinced that everything washes, then all of society is going to collapse. I’m convinced everything washes.’
-FlavorD

17.

‘I like to exfoliate my feet on the concrete outside.’
-Ok_Relation_4881

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