25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week
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mmmm yes…. obtaining a new and cute little notebook will cure me of my mental illness and turn me into a shark eyed type a productivity megafucker… the last several cute new notebooks didn't, but this one will be different, surely.
— Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn (@unburntwitch.com) 3 August 2026 at 21:36
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Welcome to middle age. You now have a special space between your teeth that can fit an entire meal
— andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) 2 August 2026 at 22:33
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Morse code is great for when you wanna chat with someone and develop carpal tunnel syndrome
— Frenchy's Prospecting (@frenchys-goldau.bsky.social) 4 August 2026 at 13:11
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Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.
— Comfortably Numb (@numb.comfortab.ly) 3 August 2026 at 17:58
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Singing “Happy Birthday” to A Horse with No Name and watching the realization on everyone’s faces as we get closer to the end of of the song
— cap’n watsisname (@capnwatsisname.bsky.social) 2 August 2026 at 11:39
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GREEK SOLDIER: *whispering* do you have a girlfriend
OTHER GREEK SOLDIER: *also whispering* yeah but you don’t know her she goes to a different horse
— FROVO (@frovo.bsky.social) 1 August 2026 at 17:45
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Calling me without texting first is basically like showing up at my house and trying the doorknob.
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airbnb I’m staying at unintentionally created the toughest punk album cover of 2027
— Brawlcats (@brawlcats.bsky.social) 2 August 2026 at 05:45
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Here at Greeneville Zoo we do things a little differently. All of our animals (yes even the snakes) wear socks, for example.
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) 29 July 2026 at 21:45
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Thinking it might be nice to give someone a greeting card that doesn't express any particular sentiment. "Indifferent regards to you on this unremarkable occasion". On the card could be a picture of a log or a toaster
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) 31 July 2026 at 20:34
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Erling Haaland if he played bass in Tame Impala
— Oldfirmfacts (@oldfirmfacts.bsky.social) 31 July 2026 at 22:18
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The Hubble space telescope takes a new photo of Uranus.
— Stephen Moran. (@moranstephen1000.bsky.social) 1 August 2026 at 08:44
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Try this bedroom tip that will bring you joy
(sleep)
