A mega Maga complained about the ‘suspiciously green bananas’ at Zohran Mamdani’s city-run discount grocery store and got schooled in how fruit works – 19 top takedowns
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Wait until you hear how much a banana costs! https://t.co/3Vx2Rg9Np4
— jordan (@JordanUhl) August 4, 2026
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Conservatives have gotten so stupid that they don't know how fruit works https://t.co/qM1MAHckcT
— Post-Left Watch (postleftwatch.bsky.social) (@PostLeftWatch) August 4, 2026
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we got pretend bananaheads trying to tell working class New Yorkers where and how to shop https://t.co/txRhJrWz8P
— Head in the Office (@headintheoffice) August 4, 2026
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funniest thing about this is that this banana isn't fully ripe either https://t.co/XFIQKmfPh3
— Evil Woman 🇨🇺 (@CubAntifa) August 5, 2026
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There are a lot of good reasons to be skeptical of this plan but not understanding how bananas work is an original one https://t.co/H27cATeTcd
— Nathan Strang (@NavyStrang) August 4, 2026
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George H.W. Bush was amazed by barcode scanners, Trump through the word "groceries" was an old, antiquated term not used anymore, and now green bananas are suspicious. Begging Republicans to just once purchase their own food. https://t.co/2zvweiSUu4
— Mark Raymond (@markraymond) August 4, 2026
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Oh, you are doubling down on being stupid.
— Alex Cole (@acnewsitics) August 4, 2026
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suspiciously green bananas is sadly one of the funniest things i’ve read in awhile pic.twitter.com/ufW0lDbpaR
— onion person (@CantEverDie) August 4, 2026
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Nurse he’s tweeting again
— emi (@emiokok) August 4, 2026
In the grand scheme of things, waiting for bananas to ripen is hardly America’s biggest food concern right now.
Why are republicans bitching about green bananas when their side gave us meat parasites and lettuce that makes you shit yourself to death? https://t.co/pQtJjjp1mP
— Mia Moore (@StopTweetingMia) August 4, 2026
You can watch Mayor Mamdani’s full press conference here.
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