Donald Trump’s just got a new golden phone on his Oval Office desk and it’s so pathetically on-brand it’s hilarious
8.
Fixed it… pic.twitter.com/TwLljHgXqn
— Molly Ploofkins (@Mollyploofkins) September 2, 2026
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Does he need a reminder constantly that he’s the president? Memory not so good?
— V (@78virg) September 2, 2026
10.
Needs more gold
— Turnbull (@cturnbull1968) September 2, 2026
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Fisher-Price really knocked it out of the park with this one. https://t.co/ivOkfbplBK
— 😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 (@aintscarylarry) September 2, 2026
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I guess Trump Mobile didn’t work out so well? pic.twitter.com/jDpGt5rH0q
— Kimberly 🏕️ 🐶🎗️🎀 (@KimberlySuth) September 2, 2026
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Putting aside how cheaply he can be bought, his lack of understanding of how national security works remains stunning. https://t.co/TXSq2pptvS
— Scott Greenfield (@ScottGreenfield) September 2, 2026
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This is what peak sycophancy looks like https://t.co/Oy7LwsRfFZ
— Ram (@ramprasad_c) September 2, 2026
Source @kaitlancollins