Anthropic claims to be highly profitable, if you ignore their major expenses, and the internet understood the assignment – 18 hilariously sarcastic takedowns
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I have kept a fast for the last 20 years if you take out some of the bigger meals. https://t.co/8kVx4GnK7d
— Gabbar (@GabbbarSingh) September 15, 2026
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I am GenZ if you take out 30 years from my life. https://t.co/3ydKnfCrz8
— Ajay Rotti (@ajayrotti) September 15, 2026
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Bro literally chose to identify as profitable.
This is incredible. https://t.co/9xSLlyEu4K
— Jason Howerton (@jason_howerton) September 15, 2026
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I’m a billionaire if you never check my bank account https://t.co/R9MQCbxcdI
— Roberto Rios (@peruvian_bull) September 16, 2026
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My last YouTube video got 1M views if you add 950k https://t.co/vk90uXWLmQ
— Nate Herk (@nateherk) September 15, 2026
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I’m tall if you take my height and add 4 inches https://t.co/Lk8pri8ER1
— Brad Freeman (@StockMarketNerd) September 15, 2026
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Anthropic is hilarious. https://t.co/U2FoHzL833 pic.twitter.com/l42nkdxeGz
— AshutoshShrivastava (@ai_for_success) September 15, 2026
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Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how was the play? https://t.co/vn2tG7Yssv
— Nobody Special (@JG_Nuke) September 15, 2026
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My apartment is basically free if you ignore the rent.
— Vyas (@vyasVedanth) September 15, 2026
We’ll just leave this here.
“Alex…I’ll take ‘Magical Thinking’ for $1000!” https://t.co/M4XDF44LTK
— Edward Dowd (@DowdEdward) September 15, 2026
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