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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

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History FACT: Henry VIII's sixth wife did not 'survive'. She's definitely dead

— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) 20 September 2026 at 11:04

14.

Me: [forgetting the word pineapple] one large fruit grenade please

— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) 20 September 2026 at 11:44

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— CEEFAUX (@ceefaux.bsky.social) 18 September 2026 at 10:26

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Pitch: a YouTube channel which is just me driving around roundabouts pointing out people in the wrong lane.
Not sure many people would watch. But my family would like me to have an outlet which isn’t them.

— Duncan Weldon (@duncanweldon.bsky.social) 20 September 2026 at 19:55

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A Magnum is really just a choc ice with notions; a choc ice that insists on over-pronouncing foreign words; a choc ice that loudly tells the barber about its recent city break.

— Mic Wright (@brokenbottleboy.bsky.social) 20 September 2026 at 20:09

18.

ME: “wells fargo” sounds like yoda explaining how deep some wells are

BANK MANAGER: look are you going to open an account or what

ME: no i just came in to say that

— Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) 22 September 2026 at 23:52

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Went to my local Restaurant last night.
The owner asked me, "do you mind waiting for a bit?"
I said, "not at all."
He said, "good, then take this to table 7."

— MickDundee58 (@lairdmickd.bsky.social) 20 September 2026 at 08:37

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corporate asked you to find the differences between these two pictures

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— Kat Abughazaleh (@katmabu.bsky.social) 20 September 2026 at 01:14

21.

Making italian food today

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— Gavin Shoebridge (@kiwiev.bsky.social) 19 September 2026 at 22:23

22.

Animal facts:
1. Scientists theorise there are more than 100 animals
2. Cats can have as many as 4 legs
3. Many creatures are also animals

— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) 19 September 2026 at 18:31

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Well it’s about that time again – the time when grown adults all over the country say “right, time for bed” with a sense of purpose and then sit slumped on the sofa for another 53 minutes, scrolling through the random drivellings of total strangers.

— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) 19 September 2026 at 22:52

24.

Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.

— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) 20 September 2026 at 12:43

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the earliest fashion label in the British Isles was Tommy Hill Figure

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— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) 21 September 2026 at 19:32

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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

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