The theatre where Lincoln was assassinated is on a list of buildings that could be named after Donald Trump – 19 hard nopes

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This would be the worst thing that's ever happened at Ford's Theatre https://t.co/ErvBqIKBNE

— Christian Schneider (@Schneider_CM) September 23, 2026

12.

If your personal mantra is “Make it fucking stop,” we can be friends. https://t.co/PgFhRFwjPP

— AntiNarcopathyPharmD (@narceducator) September 23, 2026

13.

Of course they are because putting Trump’s name of shit will definitely help lower diesel prices https://t.co/rdAFw0tCNH pic.twitter.com/rSEguW88xw

— Wu Tang is for the Children (@WUTangKids) September 23, 2026

14.

Every day I respect Trump supporters less https://t.co/NFNDQdGCo6

— evan loves worf (@esjesjesj) September 23, 2026

15.

How about Grant's Tomb? https://t.co/dQ5wxSIxZJ

— Elizabeth de la Vega 🇺🇸🦅 (@Delavegalaw) September 23, 2026

16.

Biff is really jonesin’ to steal honor from assassinated presidents https://t.co/gT1UQy8dMH

— Jeff Timmer (@jefftimmer) September 23, 2026

17.

Satire Is Now Redundant, Chapter Trillion https://t.co/jJP02NqCYz

— Zappa Returns (@ZappaReturns) September 23, 2026

18.

Might I suggest renaming a Landfill in every State after Trump.

“The Trump Dump” has a nice ring to it

— Zorpheous Schrödinger🇨🇦 (@Zorpheous) September 23, 2026

19.

We just want cheaper gas. https://t.co/aB5pTJlaKs

— House Democrats (@HouseDemocrats) September 23, 2026

We really can’t rule this out.

Does he…. Does he think Ford’s Theatre is named after Gerald Ford https://t.co/c7fK39vU3I

— Aaron Fritschner (@Fritschner) September 23, 2026

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