‘What’s a one-liner joke so stupidly good it instantly ruined you?’ – 21 short, sharp and utterly hilarious gags

‘I know a little German, he’s sitting over there.’
–GoodyLittleTwoShoez

‘You shouldn’t anthropomorphize animals, they hate that.’
–smokarran

‘I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y.’
–Old_Application_2323

‘Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.’
–nirukii

‘About a month before my granddad died, the doctors told us to cover his back with butter… after that, he went downhill very quickly.’
–SharkeyGeorge

‘Did you hear the one about the dyslexic guy who walked into a bra?.’
–voxetpraetereanihill

‘This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.’
–mightystu

‘What’s the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?’
–IONIXU22

‘There’s a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.’
–redbawtumz

‘My wife was so upset when I put superglue on the door handle, she just can’t let it go.’
–Jackdunc

‘I hate sitting in traffic because I always get run over.’
–Random-Username7272

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