‘In the US but, I’ve always called it a laundry machine (and a dryer). My wife said she couldn’t let me call it that anymore. It’s a “washing machine”.
I told her that the dishwasher was also a washing machine, I’m just being more specific. She couldn’t respond to that and then gave up correcting me.’
–NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT
16.
‘I yawn too loudly and dramatically. It’s just how a really big yawn comes out. My husband mentioned it, all irritated a while back, which is stunning as he can’t do anything quietly.
I still occasionally do big dramatic yawns when I’m very tired and he’ll have to live with it, as I live with his noises. We’ve been together 43 years and married for 33 of them.’
–sarahlovesjourney
17.
‘I have witnessed my father telling my mother that she’s “thinking too loudly” which is… just…’
–Poo_Poo_La_Foo
18.
‘Breathing too loud. Whilst asleep.’
–supercleanboi
19.
‘Eating Smarties one by one. My husband tips a mouthful in straight from the tube. It was when I tried it that I decided to marry him for he is far wiser than I.’
–tiptreetimes
20.
‘My husband says I fold socks wrong. I didn’t know there was a right or wrong way.’
–ItchyCurrency7642
21.
‘The way I say breakfast. I don’t understand how – I say it the normal way, but apparently it’s not the normal way to her!’
–Escape92
22.
‘My partner puts the toilet roll on the holder the wrong way. Last week we were talking about living together and decided that we’re just going to have to have two toilet roll holders because we cannot agree.’
–copyof-a
23.
‘Putting the milk away. I wasn’t aware there was a wrong way to do it.’
–ElJayEm80
