Donald Trump’s come up with a new reason why he deserves the Nobel peace prize and got annihilated in the comments

"I stopped 8 imaginary wars, but I couldn't end the Russian/Ukraine war that I guaranteed I would end in 24 hours, and I also attacked Venezuela and Iran and vaporized hundreds of boats with no due process, so therefore I deserve the Nobel Peace prize." pic.twitter.com/Tgew76l9Q6

— BDH in "The Land" (@bdh_in_clv) October 7, 2026

Around 5:00 a.m., Friday October 9, 2026, Trump will lose the Nobel Prize for Peace to Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney.

Around 5:01 a.m., Trump will unleash an unhinged verbal armageddon announcing a full-scale invasion of Canada.

I shall be drinking mimosas and laughing. https://t.co/zAf9OFxprt

— Jane of the North (@JaneotN) October 7, 2026

You gotta be retarded or a boomer to still be MAGA pic.twitter.com/IpHvwI0SDf

— 🤫🥷 (@TCPWN) October 7, 2026

I think I’m gonna barf 🤮 https://t.co/zlkgK1YqoH

— Mark 🍁 (@Markfry809) October 7, 2026

He’s not campaigning for the Nobel Peace Prize so much as attempting a hostile takeover of it.

— 𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖_𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 (@SundaeDivine) October 7, 2026

Imagine how different a world we'd be living in if anyone had ever loved this man https://t.co/jTK8Td8hPq

— Michael A. Cohen (NOT TRUMP’S FORMER FIXER) (@speechboy71) October 7, 2026

I'm sorry but this is nuts.
Anyone who would be proud of driving to a polling station on November 5, 2024, and actually going through the act, the actual physical act, of mindfully filling in a bubble next to the name of this delusional and demented trash, would have to really… https://t.co/CEdmESIQgi

— AffirmedAlydar 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 🇨🇦 🇩🇰 (@WollastonWntr63) October 7, 2026