Mark Zuckerberg’s Oscar-losing attempt to pretend he likes Guinness had the internet in stitches – 19 stout takedowns

I’m not a huge fan of Guinness (basically liquified pumpernickel), so i get it. But I’d like to think one of the best parts of being worth a quarter trillion dollars is not having to drink stuff you don’t like to be accepted by the bros. https://t.co/1tDCW6eeIf

— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahDispatch) October 13, 2026

Billionaires used to smoke cigars. Now they can’t even stomach the smooth flavor of a Guinness. Says a lot https://t.co/DDJvF3L0pj

— Kafka, Esq. 🧌 (@metalgearobama) October 12, 2026

Quite literally, money can’t buy taste and it will always drive these guys insane https://t.co/7uAVr28ixP

— Nick (@NickZararis) October 12, 2026

Best thing I’ve seen all day https://t.co/k6oa5Zz7Rn

— Ben Koo (@bkoo) October 13, 2026

Fried his circuit board https://t.co/A0eprTCOTh

— skanks (@skanks17) October 13, 2026

if you don’t attempt to split the G on the first sip you’re immediately suspect. https://t.co/jvCypFGMQQ

— Greg Cello (@gregcello) October 13, 2026

If meta was a real stock it’d be down 10% on this. Pitiful. https://t.co/fs70FxL1yd

— Woodrow Oates Montague (@sadvalueinvestr) October 13, 2026

“What would a real human do right now?” pic.twitter.com/hyquJM48Pw

— Tyler Shaw (@boowiebear) October 13, 2026

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— Chitown_KiiD (@eldjbambino) October 13, 2026

Guinness picks only those with an honest heart. Those who can’t handle it, well… damned for eternity https://t.co/F1xDk7oCam

— C (@fbgcon) October 13, 2026