25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

Some of those kids have been stranded for quite a while now.

— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) 2026-10-12T06:54:25.201Z

I've often felt like a supermarket…… Ever since I was a Lidl boy.

— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg.bsky.social) 2026-10-13T07:20:11.874Z

Ironic that Placebo was a watered down version of The Cure.

— Bethany Black (@bethanyblack.bsky.social) 2026-10-13T06:21:18.727Z

I am officially “I want a Diet Coke but it’s too late for caffeine” years old

— Devi 🦇 (@deviwestside.bsky.social) 2026-10-13T01:04:17.253Z

Is the guy who changes the Samsung Clock Widget with every update on here? I just want to talk.

— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) 2026-10-10T16:57:44.180Z

yeah, you name a baby andre the giant what did you think was gonna happen??

— m@thew (@tweetpotato314.bsky.social) 2026-10-01T02:07:21.826Z

I'm Scottish, when you said friends with benefits I thought you meant you had whisky.

— Granite Man (@granitedhuine.bsky.social) 2026-10-13T05:41:49.262Z

I forgot to snap the tongs before I barbecued once and my whole family got sick for a week

— Travis comma bitch (@prof-hinkley.bsky.social) 2026-10-11T23:43:04.592Z

Sexy Thing: do you believe in miracles?Me: where you from?

— Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 (@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social) 2026-10-13T01:45:35.764Z

BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisionsME: hold my beer

— dan mentos (@danmentos.com) 2026-10-12T03:42:59.511Z

— Chris Sawyer (@chrissawyerart.bsky.social) 2026-10-08T06:12:35.925Z

the balloon fort seemed like a good idea until the cats showed up

— 🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 (@professorkiosk.wtf) 2026-10-08T20:17:33.585Z

— CEEFAUX (@ceefaux.bsky.social) 2026-10-13T08:48:31.185Z