‘When I was getting my first tattoo, there was a guy in the next chair having line work done on his face to be tattooed like Darth Maul. I often wonder if he ever went through with the final colour work.’
–mosleyowl
14.
‘Flip flops tattooed on feet. In Australia of course.’
–lawnmower303
15.
‘Knew a girl who ‘loved travelling’ although had only been to a few all inclusives and a couple of city breaks who had ‘WANDERLOST’ wrapped around her bicep.’
–jaarn
16.
‘”It’s a cross with an infinity symbol to commemorate my dad.”
That’s not an infinity it’s a number 8, an infinity is on its side… Also I didn’t know your dad was dead.
He isn’t.
Crickets…. Well I gotta go.’
–Long_Tall_Man
17.
‘At a festival in the Netherlands, I saw a bloke who had a terrible tattoo on his shoulder blade. It was a cartoon of a man screaming out in pain as he had trodden on the middle of the shaft of his own preposterously long penis.’
–Mediocre_Treat
18.
‘Saw I a delivery guy with a tattoo on his leg of a mostly naked woman wearing a ball gag. Not sure if it was the most appropriate thing to have on show delivering a bouncy castle to a kids’ birthday party.’
–fruitbat1994
19.
‘My ex-sister in law had the letter ”R’ which was her initial. She later had the Japanese symbol for ‘soul’. She was definitely a narcissist and also a bit dim… I had to giggle when someone pointed out to her what the two combined tattoos sounded out.
Turned out she was a cheater, so very fitting in retrospect.’
–Spiritual-Phase-769
20.
‘I was in Berlin and I saw someone with a Darth Maul tattoo, but Darth Maul was naked (with a Darth Maul dick out) and his double lightsaber was two dildos sticking out.
I have a lot of tattoos, and love tattoos a lot. I find it so interesting what people choose to put on their bodies for life. But honestly this one knocked me for 6.
It was upper arm too, so a very prominent place. A serious choice.’
–doodle_p
21.
‘Around ten years ago, walking on the Merseyway towards Asda in Stockport, on a day when the weather wasn’t ripping hot, but had just reached that level where a certain type of British Man will inappropriately take their shirt off.
You’ve seen the “three wolf moon” image, right? Adorning t-shirts since the 80s or whatever, three wolves howling up at the moon?
Well, imagine that as a full body back tattoo WHERE THE MOON IS ELVIS PRESLEY’S FACE.
That’s what he had. I was dying to take a photo, for posterity, but it would be creepy and I don’t think he’d have taken me asking well. But what a memory.’
–lady_alternate
22.
‘Last year (I think) witnessed in a country pub at lunchtime. I was so stoked.
Legit “LOVE” “HATE” across some bloke’s knuckles. Even spoke to him about it. “Not my best decision” was basically his response.
Unicorns do exist!’
–CarpetGripperRod
23.
‘Far from the worst actual tattoo, but I was in a police custody once when a drunk and rather surly rich kid came in. Part of the procedure is asking for details of any tattoos, and he sheepishly admitted that yes he had on his bum the word “Pornstar”, next to a small star.
Sensing a room’s worth of eyebrows rising, the lad clearly felt the need to explain. “Look… I had it done in Ibiza. All the lads got one… It was pretty funny at the time.”
“To be honest, Sir”, came the response, “It’s pretty funny right now”.’
–prolixia
