Someone who saw a plastering business called Fatboy Skim asked about ‘other hilarious business names’ – 22 outrageously enjoyable puns

‘Florist Gump is in my town and I always chuckle when I see the vans.’
–HufflepuffHarry

‘Theres a building firm that has the tagline, “You’ve tried the cowboys, now try the Indians”. Patel & Singh Builders.’
–caughtatdeepfineleg

‘Air-conditioning company in Cardiff has the same!’
–HungryBandicoot55

‘Not a business name but there’s a chimney sweep company that has a sticker on the back saying ‘No Victorian boys kept in the van overnight’ which I enjoyed.’
–Radiant_Yogurt_2378

‘Vinyl Ritchie flooring contractor in Edinburgh. His van had the tagline, “Is it me you’re looking floor?”’
–karonskibeat

‘There’s a ‘William the Concreter’ in Newcastle.’
–McFizzleKicks

‘Famous kebab van in Bristol called Jason Donervan.’
–ShrimpBennett

‘Road sweeping lorry called The Grim Sweeper, painted with blood dripping from the letters.’
–orensiocled

‘Ant the Dec, he was a decorator.’
–Single-Aardvark9330

‘Portsmouth has a locksmith called Surelock Homes.’
–DrSaturn93

‘Pest Stop Boys.’
–crispycat40

‘In Wigan there are two dog grooming places:
“Furry Dogmother”
“Fur Do’s”

If you don’t know Wigan, they have a really strong accent and pronounce the word “fair” as “fur”. So they’re both a self-referential double pun.’
–OMITN