‘Torn hamstring putting a tin of beans in the cupboard.’
–SpencerIvy
15.
‘Was having a shower, bent over washing my feet and as I stood up I sneezed. Put my back out and was in pain for a good two weeks. Pathetic.’
–ActGrouchy5018
16.
‘I cut my lip on celery.’
–_Monsterguy_
17.
‘I pulled my back buttering toast. After 3 weeks of agony I went to a chiropractor who put me through the mill but sorted it.’
–WrapSensitive
18.
‘I sliced my gum open on a donut! It was a Krispy Kreme lemony one, that had those sugar rock things sprinkled on it. Cut pretty badly too, it was pissing blood for several minutes and sore for days after.
‘My waistline wishes it put me off donuts, alas – only ones with sprinkles.’
–bladefiddler
19.
‘Slipped a disc picking up a pet rabbit.’
–baxty23
20.
‘Slipped a disc, laid up for 8 weeks… Putting a spoon in the dishwasher.’
–Jolly-Jellyfish2180
21.
‘Drying myself after showering prior to attending my friend’s wedding. I was unable to straighten up, so I was hunched over. I had to lurch around in a tuxedo looking like Igor off Count Duckula.’
–ThePenultimateNinja
22.
‘I fractured a vertebrae from standing up whilst holding my 3 week old baby who weighed less than 3kg.’
–MaleficentSwan0223
23.
‘I dislocated my wrist holding a helium balloon.’
–El_decibelle
