25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

I’m convinced that at least some of global warming is caused by the thermonuclear steam released by opening a bag of microwave popcorn.

— Hoarse Whisperer (@therealhoarse.bsky.social) 2026-10-28T18:17:41.458Z

sorry to ruin your fun but his whole stoner nice guy routine is an act. Scooby's not even his real name, it's Gideon, and the only reason he can doss about in a mystery van is because his family, the D'Oubay-Doux, made a fortune in the East India Company in the 1700s. educate yourself.

— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern.bsky.social) 2026-10-27T16:58:04.504Z

Another impossible beauty standard for women

— Fiona Applebees 🍎🐝 (@fionaapplebs.bsky.social) 2026-10-26T23:14:08.442Z

Give a man a fish. They both needed a friend. No longer lonely, the two become unstoppable

— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) 2026-10-27T02:14:55.564Z

LiveLaughShite

— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) 2026-10-28T07:37:23.202Z

Eye shadow's a bit much Judy, no offence, love.

— trouteyes (@trouteyes.bsky.social) 2026-10-25T18:43:07.381Z

Pestilence: there can only be four horsemen of the apocalypse Famine: so, one of us needs to goWar: well, I know who I’d chooseGary: you thinking Death too?

— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) 2026-10-25T18:13:25.727Z

We were just about to have a mid morning snack when we discover our Ryvita appear to be over 350 years out of date…

— Merchant Adventurers’ Hall (@merchantshallyork.org) 2026-10-28T10:59:38.762Z

perfect, no notes

— karanormal activity 💜 (@deadontheoutside.bsky.social) 2026-10-26T19:57:23.545Z

ME: the existence of spare ribs implies the existence of strike ribs and gutter ball ribsWAITER: well we don’t have those

— FROnkenVo's Monster (@frovo.bsky.social) 2026-10-26T17:30:07.774Z

If anyone ever tries to get you to watch a '90s Robert Altman noir with Tim Robbins but you're just not up for it, remember it could be worse: they could be trying to get you to watch a '90s David Fincher thriller with Michael Douglas.Don't hate The Player, hate The Game

— Al Kennedy (@alkennedy.bsky.social) 2026-10-28T16:58:17.781Z

the most unsettling shaded of green are probably hunter, lime and soylent

— mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) (@m1keonl1ne.bsky.social) 2026-10-28T18:52:33.720Z

The internet used to be a library. A weird messy one, but community supported and built resource mostlyNow the internet is a giant ad-filled store that wants to know your location for some reason when it’s 3 AM and you’re just wondering how fast penguins poop

— Leen McBeans (@leenmcbeans.bsky.social) 2026-10-28T01:26:21.909Z