What’s the worst example of weaponised incompetence you’ve ever seen? – 17 people who have made the most of being useless

‘I was helping some friends, a couple, move. He grabbed an armful of clothes and just dropped them into an open suitcase on the floor. Obviously it made a mess, and obviously he’d be able to fit more if he folded the clothes neatly. When his girlfriend called him out he told her she should pack his clothes because she’s better at it.’
-crappy_ninja

‘My brother in law for just about everything that isn’t his day job. When it comes to anything he likes or wants to do he’s somehow an expert at it who gives it his all, but when it’s a household chore or just basic life skill it’s “oh well you’re so much better at it than I am so I figured I’d ask you.” You try and tell him that you’d like to teach him for next time and he throws a fit, a fucking 25 year old grown man. It’s ridiculous’
-shapoopy723

‘Boris Johnson. An attention seeking, professionally incompetent clown. My American friends, watch and learn. Your pain will end, but it is a shit show while it lasts.’
-Starman68

‘My roommate saying he can’t take out the trash because he doesn’t know how to tie the trash bag closed’
-BillyBobby_Brown

‘A guy in our antenatal class proudly told us guys over beers that when he was asked to help change his child’s diapers he had accidentally on purpose dropped it s***** side down on the carpet. He felt that he would never be asked to do it again.’
-plierhead

‘I see people “playing dumb” at work to get out of work – acting like they were never trained , and can’t learn how to do things that are requirements of the job in the healthcare setting especially.’
-Illlogik1

‘My coworker insisted he couldn’t format Word documents because he’s a ‘visual person.’ He was a graphic designer.’
-plahcebo

‘My roomba constantly “gets stuck”. I see you, roomba. You’re doing this $#¡t on purpose so you don’t have to vacuum the rest of the house.’
-Far_Taste6405