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25 of the Funniest Posts We’ve Seen on Bluesky This Week

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Heads up everyone, new loremipsum just dropped

— Harry Saddler (@harrysaddler.bsky.social) 2026-11-09T06:25:49.353Z

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the holes in your Crocs are so your dignity can drain out.

— Oops𓅓 (@vodkula.bsky.social) 2026-11-09T03:36:01.370Z

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I love obsessively rehearsing interactions with cashiers before getting to the front of the queue and saying "have a nice thank you" then leaving without paying

— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T16:41:24.384Z

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i bet it feels really good for the knights templar ghosts when a mfer falls into a spike pit looking for the grail

— Path 🎉 (@demandavoider.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T20:59:26.775Z

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how can you tell if a girl is a vegetarian if you’ve never met herbivore

— frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T20:38:11.696Z

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On this day 1989: The Berlin Wall comes down as thousands of alarmed Germans try to escape from the singing of David Hasselhoff.

— The Balderdook (@balderdash.bsky.social) 2026-11-09T08:33:19.339Z

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The big game on Sky Sports Super Sunday this weekend looks an absolute cracker, eh readers?

— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T11:34:09.241Z

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Me: I'm not a Fraggle! YOU'RE a Fraggle! With your stupid Muppet face! *starts crying* I HATE YOU! I HATE EVERYBODY!! Her: I said "fragile".

— Ray (@sireviscerate.myatproto.social) 2026-11-08T19:16:00.576Z

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You know what would be fun size if it were shorter? The work day.

— Danny (@mardigroan.bsky.social) 2026-11-10T02:39:56.981Z

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Been informed that the bears at Bristol Zoo have reached their final torpor weight and are heading into their winter sleep and now I have goals, obviously.

— James Alistair Henry (@jamesbluecat.bsky.social) 2026-11-11T10:26:56.273Z

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"why'd you leave med school?"[me debating lying or telling them I thought a guy with a bone sticking out of his arm got stabbed with a bone]

— brent (@murrman5.bsky.social) 2026-11-09T17:32:22.797Z

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Here's a little trivia for the younger crowd: tik tok comes from the sound a clock made. A clock told the time, like a phone but it hung on the wall and couldn't make calls. Calls were like texts but with your mouth.

— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) 2026-11-08T00:48:57.411Z

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