Right-wingers ranted that an EU-UK deal might affect the full English Breakfast, and got absolutely cooked in the replies – 22 tasty takedowns

An actual MP saying the EU have banned sausages. https://t.co/u79hWmu1l5

— damo_war (@damo_war) November 10, 2026

Can’t even put Resolva in our morning cuppa anymore because of barmy EU bureaucrats. It’s political correctness gone mad. https://t.co/rIEXKKBOwG

— sarah (@sarahlicity) November 10, 2026

I see that Britain is back to its favourite sport, namely obsessing how the big bad EU will stop them from (checks notes) drinking pesticides with their coffee?? 😂 https://t.co/JfDWTrPvRv

— Giulio Mattioli (@giulio_mattioli) November 10, 2026

Imagine having so few problems in life that the government stopping you from drinking pesticides becomes a genuine source of grievance. https://t.co/XgTJ2ep6RC

— Karl Hansen (@karl_fh) November 10, 2026

What people outside the UK don't realise is that breakfast tea gets its particular taste from the pesticides https://t.co/xe8h6TEIUh

— Christopher (@JanzChris_) November 10, 2026

I don't think much of this Atkins diet https://t.co/hPk6tyAh4l

— Richard (@LordGideonGrey) November 10, 2026

brits when their food isn't deadass fucking poisoned https://t.co/zSTlPQiAM0

— osprey/lamb (@ihatewater2322) November 10, 2026

Don't even have black pudding and dare call it "Full English"?

What a fucking joke

Also what is wrong with not wanting fucking pesticides in my tea? https://t.co/H4m4GWTiLL

— Political Updates (@politica1_news) November 10, 2026

So in return for cheaper food we get healthier, safer food

Those pesky Europeans!

(Also sausages are not banned in the EU and anyone who believes that is an idiot) https://t.co/aAo2ukZ4pe

— Joseph Gellman (@joseph_gellman) November 10, 2026

wondering if they've completely lost their fucking minds at the torygraph? sausages have not been banned by the EU they're just MUCH BETTER in europe. increased fruit in jam and reduced sugar in OJ is OBJECTIVELY GOOD. pic.twitter.com/HfIrS9650F

— johntleberry (@hassinator) November 10, 2026

Only the great British media can somehow still have a tone where better sourced food is a bad thing 😂 https://t.co/3hezmn1azl

— James (@jrcefc91) November 10, 2026