‘I had a housemate at uni who’d get in from the pub, fire up his chip pan (he had his own), and deep fry himself a panful of frozen chips. While he was waiting he’d toast, butter, and eat a 6 pack of crumpets. When we moved out of the house he didn’t get his deposit back as he’d broken his bed.’
–Captain_Chappie
14.
‘Me eating a metre thing of Jaffa cakes every Christmas.’
–sindher
15.
‘Christmas doesnt count though surely?
Saw my BIL drink baileys out of a pint glass one Christmas. Next year said to my SIL “Hey remember when Pete drank a pint of baileys?” “What, you mean Wednesday?”
Apparently its an Xmas tradition for him, not a one off as I’d assumed.’
–hybridtheorist
16.
‘Packed bus during rush hour. A big woman was eating a KFC bucket alone. The only free seat was the one next to her. It was the quiet “Good Lord” from a well spoken old fellow that had me giggling.’
–Toosdays_pizza
17.
‘Son in law doesn’t eat “anything from the ground”
Step daughter frequently makes him kebab meat sandwiches.
Fuck that.’
–escragger
18.
‘A guy I worked with, albeit briefly, used to just eat a full 350g packet of Cathedral City cheddar like it a chocolate bar.’
–alizare
19.
‘7 sugars in his tea and drinks multiple cups in a day.’
–Biscuit_Enthusiast
20.
‘Knew someone who used to (perhaps still does) eat margarine out of the tub by the spoonful.’
–louismulh
21.
‘I once saw a guy eat a 2lb block of lard for a bet. He won, but was violently sick about 10 mins later.’
–Major_Bag_8720
22.
‘I have seen one of my friends order a Dominos pizza, chop up a 400g block of cheese and put it on top, along with half a large squeezy bottle of mayonnaise. I genuinely thought I was going to vom just looking at it.’
–AccomplishedRice7427
