This Republican senator’s weird analogy about not peeing on your hands wasn’t nearly as wise as he thought it was – 17 perfect pisstakes

This, from the guy who graduated magna cum laude from Vanderbilt University before earning a Bachelor of Civil Law (BCL) degree with first-class honors from Oxford. pic.twitter.com/p5sp4iqrzt

— Our Recovering Republic: 2027 Launch! 🌊 (@DSusan14) November 12, 2026

I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. pic.twitter.com/8Gez2kw3kn

— Kenneth W. Smith, Esq #IBlameMerrickGarland (@Attysmith) November 12, 2026

When a possum goes to Oxford University, he comes back as a politician eating a sweet potato.

— jp (@ChefjparkJohn) November 12, 2026

Why is Kennedy even talking about urine 𝐀𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋. pic.twitter.com/BtjoajNscV

— Disney4Eternity (@Disney4Eternity) November 12, 2026

Does John Kennedy not realize the voters just urinated on his hands?

— Bubbe Wokestein 🇪🇺 🇨🇦✡️ (@veggieto) November 12, 2026

Hey Louisiana: You could do the craziest thing in 2028…

— Impeach Trump a 3rd Time! (@Christo12919382) November 12, 2026

A genius doesn't talk about pee on national television. https://t.co/TKSlOYa4zO

— Mary Pezzulo (@mary_pezzulo) November 12, 2026

Is he the urine in this analogy? https://t.co/QiM8HAeHcI

— Jeffrey Luscombe (@JeffreyLuscombe) November 12, 2026