Fecking leaf blowers. Who decided that the best way to deal with one of the lightest objects on earth is to move them a few yards using the noisiest piece of machinery known to humanity!!!!!!!
“Hint of Lime” is an astonishingly dishonest name for a tortilla chip that tastes like it was manufactured during an industrial accident at a lime processing facility
There’s a salon near me called Swanky and I’ve just spent 5 minutes trying to align the lamppost and shop awning like an Uncharted puzzle pic.twitter.com/2NtbT7EF1s
— Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) (@TheNewsAtGlenn) November 9, 2026
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“I wouldn’t be seduced by a spy.” You were seduced by Temu.
BREAKING: Mauricio Pochettino has been appointed as Man Utd manager and in order to save time later on has also been sacked. Exit terms currently being negotiated.