David Harris, Author at The Poke

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We regret to inform you that today’s conspiracy theorist fury roulette wheel has landed on revamped chocolate wrappers – 18 sweet reactions

Life

Studies showing Gen Z drink less booze and go to the gym more have created a generational rift so big you can see it from space – 18 responses that go hard

You’ve bought the watch, you’ve bought the aftershave, now buy the DONALD TRUMP HANDGUN! 17 straight-shooting takedowns

Celebrity

Pharrell Williams’ 17 million-dollar Beverly Hills ‘mansion’ listing from 2020 went viral again, and not in a good way – 19 favourite burns

Twitter

People were asked to ‘name something England does better than any country’, and not all the responses came straight from the Patriot’s Handbook – 17 favourites

Weird World

A so-called British patriot’s attempt to troll non-Christians with an image of the Nativity was a self-own visible from the heavens – 17 biblical clapbacks

Life

A UK property investor claimed ‘the poor are poor because they spend their money’ and the clapbacks were savage – these 17 were totally on the money

Science

There’s a new AI app that virtually reanimates deceased relatives, and it’s ‘Black Mirror’ levels of terrifying – 19 relatable shudders

Twitter

Elon Musk’s ‘Grok’ AI has been recommending the ‘truly impartial’ GB News. No, really! 17 blunt fact-checks

MAGA are praising Trump for removing tariffs on steaks and people were quick to point out the obvious – 17 juicy takedowns

Weird World

A conspiracy theorist claimed the government is making the weather bad …in the UK …in November! 17 brutal comments that rained on her parade

Politics

Michael Gove thinks Piers Morgan should be the next DG of the BBC, if you were wondering what the worst take of 2025 might be – 17 incredulous reactions

Weird World

A Daily Express journalist suggested Reform UK should address the ‘crisis’ of people eating less turkey at Christmas, and the internet gave him a good stuffing

This parody title sequence for ‘The Real Housewives of The White House’ is a brutally funny takedown of the Trump regime

Weird World

This extremely misogynistic advice for husbands looking to rekindle their marriages is a fast-track to divorce proceedings

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