David Harris, Author at The Poke

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David Harris

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Need a timeline cleanse? This video of a group of penguins meeting a cat for the first time fits the bill

This Jimmy Fallon clip of Trump mispronouncing various countries hilariously highlights his weak grasp of geography

Give peas a chance! An American dared to criticise our mushy peas, and provoked outrage – plus some support too, to be fair

Weird World

A Tweet about ‘Clavicular’ and ‘Jestermaxxing’ has made people feel very old and confused (us included)

The White House’s latest crass AI attempt to troll Greenland contained a glaring error, and they p-p-p-picked up some stone-cold takedowns

Politics

New Reform UK-er Thomas Skinner told GB News just how much he loves his country and it’s quite the watch – 14 devastating takedowns

Videos

You don’t have to be a table top gamer to enjoy this magnificent song about Warhammer that just went wildly viral

Life

Someone asked what people with office jobs did before computers and mobile phones – 21 nostalgic replies

Entertainment

The final scene of Star Wars without the John Williams score is a work of awkward, comedy genius

Far-right commentator, Candace Owens, believes the US military is ‘testing kids with psychic abilities’, and minds are thoroughly blown – 17 incredulous replies

Entertainment

Someone has unearthed a 1993 Adidas advert directed by David Lynch and it’s as bizarrely genius as you’d expect

Life

This misogynistic guide to ‘turning flat conversations into flirty ones’ is a brilliant lesson in ‘what not to do’

Life

This brilliantly broad north-east Scots weather advice has even native Scots scratching their heads

Life

We regret to inform you that today’s conspiracy theorist fury roulette wheel has landed on revamped chocolate wrappers – 18 sweet reactions

Life

Studies showing Gen Z drink less booze and go to the gym more have created a generational rift so big you can see it from space – 18 responses that go hard

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