Simply 17 tales of deliciously petty revenge to make your day so much better
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.‘I’m offering ONE MILLION DOLLARS to anyone who can rationally explain whatever the f— Trump is saying here’
This restaurant’s takedown of an unfair 1-star review was unfailingly polite and deliciously brutal
Donald Trump talking corn is surely the oddest 32 seconds you’ll spend today
Thérèse Coffey tried to style out her comedy Rwanda faux pas and was owned into the next parliament
‘Every single Italian I pissed off in 2023’ is simply magnifico!
An American asked which 5 shots we’d take for $30k and the cultural divide with the UK has never felt wider
Lee Anderson reverse ferreted over Rwanda because Labour MPs were laughing at him – 17 funniest responses
The Met Office replied to Metro’s NSFW cold weather headline and it just got better and better
The Metro’s hilariously NSFW headline about the cold weather made everyone’s eyes water – 21 funniest responses
These 27 everyday things quietly disappeared and we didn’t even notice (you don’t have to be old to appreciate this, but it helps)
When Susanna Hoffs spotted this unlikely looking invite on Twitter and made everyone’s day better
This anti-vaxxer’s glorious self-own is a proper treat (watch to the end!)
Dara Ó Briain remembered the time he wore a wig for a gig in New Zealand and it’s fabulous
Ed Balls kicked Susanna Reid in the head and the queue of men lining up to say she over-reacted was today’s most predictable thing
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