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Editor-in-chief, The Poke
Editor-in-chief, The Poke
- John has spent three decades writing about TV, media and popular culture. As broadcasting correspondent of the Guardian he spent many happy years presenting the paper’s MediaTalk podcast, interviewing the likes of Matt Berry, Armando Iannucci and Charlie Brooker.
- A former chairman of the television critics association, the Broadcasting Press Guild, he presented their annual awards ceremony and has a whole bunch of photos of him standing next to A-list celebrities (pictures available on request).
- He has also hosted events for Bafta and the Edinburgh TV Festival, and chaired the press jury prize at the Rose d’Or entertainment festival in Montreux.
Experience
John spent nearly 20 years at the Guardian, first as a freelance and then as a staff member on the Media Guardian team, editing the paper’s Media Monkey diary column. He first started writing about the television business at Broadcast magazine, before joining Heat and (briefly) The Sun. He began his career in local newspapers at the Medway News in Kent and the Norwich Evening News. He has only done stand-up twice and on one of those occasions he was fortunate enough to share the bill with Greg Davies and Rhod Gilbert (before they were famous, obviously).Education
John has an MA in Philosophy, Politics and Economics at Oxford University.Grumpy Hugh Grant getting into his Wonka character in French is today’s funniest 4 seconds
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You need to zoom in on this contract Dean Smith is signing (he’s a football manager but that’s not important) because it’s an absolute treat
This viral video of an ‘intern’ who incurred an enormous (and enormously unnecessary) expense is a wild ride from start to finish
James Cleverly’s nonsensical answer why Rishi Sunak’s Rwanda policy will now work is even more jaw-dropping written down
This supercut of Rishi Sunak not recalling anything at the Covid inquiry is a damning, infuriating watch
This comedian joined an anti-abortion march to say ‘the quiet part out loud’ and it’s incredibly brave and very, very funny
This was an absolutely brilliant spot on University Challenge and we can’t stop watching
Grant Shapps and Lee Anderson told Gary Lineker to ‘stick to football’ and were owned into next season
This local newspaper letter’s ‘absolute handbrake turn’ of a second paragraph has just gone viral again and it’s a proper jaw-dropper
This old Dinnerladies clip has been going wildly viral and it’s 18 seconds to make your day so much better
Alex Scott had the very best response to Joey Barton’s sexist rants about women in football
Jonathan Gullis accused Gary Lineker of breaking BBC rules over Rwanda and the MotD man’s response was championship-winning stuff
Michael Owen’s epically deadpan tale of throwing an apple core into the bin as a kid gripped the entire internet
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