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22 alternative Olympic events people would like to see

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

People are taking the absolute mick out of this pic of Andrew Tate and we’re here for it – 17 top takes

21 gold-medal-winning funny posts about the Olympics

People have been coming up with paint colours to describe the furious complexion of Little Tommy Ten Names – 12 apt descriptions (NSFW)

Yeee-haaaw! People have been coming up with ‘cowboy names’ for Elon Musk and these 13 get a sheriff’s badge

13 of the funniest and most brutal comebacks that went viral this week

King Charles asked for daily updates on the protests and people were happy to oblige – 13 funniest comebacks

Tommy Robinson called Piers Morgan a ‘coward’ for blocking him and for once people found themselves agreeing with Morgan

People of all generations are sharing their most Boomer complaints – 19 pretty relatable bugbears

People are wondering what RFK Jr. will confess to next, after his bizarre bear story – 17 freaky favourites

28 funny comments with a sporting chance of making you laugh at the Olympics

25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

This ‘trad-wife’ list of places to find your dream girl got dragged into next year – 17 funniest takedowns

People have been suggesting appropriate Secret Service code names for JD Vance – 15 funny favourites (NSFW)